By the time a confused Warren Beatty shoved that now-infamous envelope into Faye Dunaway’s hands, the 89th Academy Awards were stretching toward the three-hour mark. (And that’s not counting those excruciating minutes after La La Land producer Jordan Horowitz said “Moonlight, you guys won best picture… this is not a joke”—because that felt like it took three solid days). It was not the longest-ever Oscars—that was the 2002 ceremony, which stretched on for an agonizing 4 hours and 23 minutes—but last night was a long one, especially for the hungry, underfed attendees. According to the Los Angeles Times, no food or drinks are allowed in the Dolby Theatre, so those Red Vines and Junior Mints that parachuted from the ceiling[…]